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A hound dog and a dalmation were from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.

Q What did the dog say when from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough".

Why did the legged dog go back from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

What game do dogs like to play from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball

QWhy is a dog scared of a from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

Q Whats got four legs and no from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.

Two women who are dog owners are from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.

Advertisement Dog for sale Really gentle Eats from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Why did the dog jump into the from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do you get when you cross from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!

What would you get if you crossed from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!

What is the best way to follow from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!

What is the difference between Father Christmas from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

How can if you have a stupid from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !

When George Washington was a general why from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

How did the dogs owner know his from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

What sort of clothes does a pet from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !